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I wake up to something staring at me with golden eyes and sometimes it lays on my chest and makes these soft growling noises. 
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My dogs do a magic trick. When I fall asleep, Blitz (the giant white one) is curled up with his head on my arm. When I wake up in the morning, he's teleported away, and Kaiser (the feisty orange one) has seamlessly taken his place. Every. Night.