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((Hey, shortest joke everTwo women were sitting quietly... *ba dum tss*)))After a little longer, Erza emerges, still in a retched state. "God..." She says. "I drank way too much last night..."
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When blood hears Erza exit the bath room he rushes over.
"I might be able to help with the hangover...." He says, as he walks over slowly.
((Shortest horror story of all time. The last man is sitting in a room. There is a knock at the door.))