Hello, friends (not Aweena)! It's me, your lovable adrenaline junky FF, back from waging fake-war. You'll be happy to know I didn't fake-die even once, though i did find myself in a situation that was eerily similar to that helicopter scene at the end of Red Dawn, and that I fake-killed a metric butt-ton of people. 

I'm currently riding on a bus back home and I'm gonna take the 14 some hours or will take to get there to catch up on all the happenings. So ahhh... yeah, what's up? What'd I miss? What's the hot gossip?