A hyper-intelligent and self-mutating genetically altered cellular organism, uncertain of its origins or purpose, able to shape-shift and adapt to anything. Can create nefarious, Rube Goldberg-like biological mechanisms, such as methane-powered rocket engine/digestive systems. Generally assumes the shape and abilities of a human, specifically Sean Connery or Walt Whitman.

On a quest to uncover its demise. Doesn't care about origins.