I need to get myself some mail.

Why? Because I need two recent pieces of mail in order to get an ID card at the DMV. 

I was told "anything but a cellphone bill" would work. I do get a little mail here and there, but I am essentially a bum so it's not much. 

I need as many suggestions as you guys can offer for fast, cheap, and passable pieces of mail I can get at my house.