"That's an amazing ass... You can touch it if you want"

"I bet your number would look great in my phonebook"

"You're parents must have been rich... How else could you have eyes like diamonds?"

"Hey, do you want to do a 68? You go down on me and I'll owe you one." 

"I'm a millionaire."

[i]*scratch knee*[/i] "My cock is really itchy!"