I was sort of laughing forever thanks to Gary's reaction to Ace. Which then made me lose all trains of thought. Then you posted with Jasper's albino rage, and I giggled a bit. 

Annnnd then there's Ace. Being Ace, and having fun.

Thugbird. Ha. What?

Edit: You should do a paper on the mantis shrimp. [url=http://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp] Because of this [/url]
Or a blowfish.