[quote=Kaga]
Just reading this is making my Muse slightly scared. And I mean the Muse with a capital M. o.o [snip]
[/quote]

Maybe you should make me into a villain? >=D 
You know, the type that helps people at first, but is actually [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilAllAlong]evil all along.[/url]