Don't really know him. Kind of a bigot and considering I'm a little half n half he referred to my dad as "black devil magic." My full white siblings got money, cards, my brother got a Harley. I never even got a hello until I was 16 and graduating.

Anyway. My mom forced me to talk on the phone with him and he's convinced I'm only like, ten years old.

I keep correcting him and he's like "no, no I just got your picture here."


Think he's going to croak soon? Should I try to talk myself into his will?