[quote=Dervish]
Great advice if you want your resentful children to dump your withered corpse in an unmarked grave.
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[2]. That's literally the worst advice I've ever heard, I think.

As for everyone else - firstly, thank you for all taking the time and making the effort to reply in such detail. I've been reading the replies, so know I'm not ignoring you guys - I've just been working past 2am almost every day for the past week, so I haven't had as much time to reply and such. I will get back soon. Thanks guys!