A lot of my friends made fake job acceptance speeches on facebook. 

Another guy posted this: "Today I am coming out as a demiplatonic gendersexual interstatic transneutral polymono self-kin. I have ensured that this statement will offend the greatest number of people, thereby securing the maximum potential for victimhood status. I will soon link you to my tumblr blog, where I can air my grievances in a self-righteous manner. I urge all of you to check your privilege."