[quote=LimeyPanda]
The only way for a man to deal with this thing is to charge forward.Hug that thing with some manly Violence of your own. 
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...Yeaaaaaaaaaaah...Right. Well, It was nice knowing you all, but it seems I have to go get snapped in half by a little girl with the pursuit instincts of a Predator with a hug. Tell the gif bag that it was never nice to me.
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C'MERE YA LITTLE DEMONSPAWN, GIVE UNCLE TREE A HUG!

[quote=Lucius Cypher]
Hug it! HUG IT BACK! WHILE WEARING YOU MASTER COMMANDS YOU!
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...Thought you wanted to keep this thing alive?