"You really need to skimp on the details, kid," Jake replied. "There's a time and place for long explanations, and Attack of the Psycho Dad isn't either.

"Still, ya gotta hate these awkward family reunions, eh? All fun and games till the deadbeat Dad decides to show up wasted and ruin the party for everyone else."

He looked around, taking in the battlefield for a moment before trying to find a suitable angle for approach. He tried to keep track of the opponent out of the corner of his eyes, though he knew it would probably take more than that to get a lock on him.