Prepare for weirdness, gentlemen!

"So...you're a girl." Pause for reaction. "How's that been working out?"

"Did it hurt...when you fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down?"

"You look clean."

"Nice shoes. Can I have your phone number?"

"Want to hear a good Holocaust joke?"

"Are you a map? Because you look like you were crumpled up and shoved into a glove box for a few decades."

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And, my favorite of all,

"If I bring you back to my apartment, will you do my laundry and make me a sandwich?"

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:D