[quote=Kiddo]
But your character doesn't have magic and hates the gods! Not to mention he's a loner of sorts, right? So his familiar would probably end up starving! D:Though I'm flattered that everyone wants me to play their familiar :P
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Noooooo but I have a magical sword. And yes, while he hates gods, he is in need of a magical guide because reasons. 
Also, not necessarily a loner, he just doesn't want anybody being a loudmouth and giving away his location, because if he is found we're all gonna get buttwrenched.

EDIT: I also swear i'll give your goblin an actual, physical sock.