[quote=NewSun]
Noooooo but I have a magical sword. And yes, while he hates gods, he is in need of a magical guide because reasons. Also, not necessarily a loner, he just doesn't want anybody being a loudmouth and giving away his location, because if he is found we're all gonna get buttwrenched.EDIT: I also swear i'll give your gob;in an actual, physical sock.
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I'm a tad concerned about this "sock" because I feel like I'm missing some sort of euphemism. Some sick, sick euphemism.