Eh...motivation....motivation...

Oh! I know;

[i]In 1945, a young girl named Katu Lata Kulu came to America from Africa in a grey boat. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the words LATUALATUKA into her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you do the following: submit a post in the 'Villains R Us' IC section within one hour.[/i]

Totally legit.