Fine.

[i]Once upon a time, not long ago, there was a little boy in Mexico. He was an orphan, and treated badly by the head of his orphanage. All he had to keep him from killing himself was a small T.V and My Little Pony...

One day, the head found out about this. She was enraged; how could a boy be interested in something so feminine? She whipped him and whipped him until he passed out from blood loss, and then locked him in a cellar. She left him to die.

Now the spirit of this boy wanders the world, seeking a way to enact vengeance on that which killed him- My Little Pony. If you do not post within the next hour, Rune, then the boy will cause My Little Pony to be [b]cancelled.[/b] Forever.

Your gender will also be revealed, damnit.[/i]