[quote=NoahFire]
Chris, knock it off. Creed, play the tape.
[/quote]

*Creed sticks the take into the player on a pipboy*
Me: *on the tape* So, how the hell do I play this game again?
Creed: I'll give you two options and you have to pick one.
Me: OOOOOKKKKK...
Creed: So, win a million bucks or kiss Kim?
Me: ... Kim ...
Creed: Seriously?
Me: Yeah.
*tape ends*
Me: ... *runs the fuck away* I WAS WRONG IN THE HHHHEEEEAAAADDD!
Creed: *laughs*