[Spruce]

I simply sat down and watched as Anthony and Martin traded blows... unfortunately, due to Anthony's constant healing from absorb, and Martin's almost infinite supply of oran berries, which he didn't hesitate to eat, the battle didn't seem to be going anywhere, at all. Anthony would get two absorbs in, healing the damage Martin could give him from water gun, but then Martin would heal himself with an oran berry, undoing Anthony's absorbs... the two didn't seem to be getting tired anytime soon, either... this was going to take a while. "I think they're at a stalemate..." I point out to any teammates who might also be watching this, er, if you can still call it a fight. The occasional mud-slap would find its way to break up the usual pattern of water gun, absorb, water gun, absorb, oran berry, but it didn't seem to help out Martin, at all, and still counted as special, so counter wouldn't do anything to help Anthony, unfortunately. The two seemed dead-set on fighting each other, with neither side tiring, with neither side gaining or losing any ground, it was a draw through and through, and, for some reason, nobody wanted to call on help, that is, until I heard Anthony say "Guys! I can't beat him on my own... um, mind helping me out?" I then jumped to the task, and after Anthony used absorb, I ran up to Martin, and used vine whip on the jerk, surprising him, and making him drop his oran berry, which found its way to the little moat surrounding the battle arena.

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[Anthony]

The battle between Martin and myself raged on, unending as the jerk seemed to have an unlimited supply of oran berries, berries which he would never have shared with me if I were in trouble, that is, even back when we were working together. Another absorb to heal from another water gun, and another oran berry, and I wasn't sure if anything was really happening. I could use absorb all day, and obviously the glutton that Martin is would be able to eat oran berries all day, which meant that our attacks and heals canceled each other out completely. I'd always hide in my helmet whenever a mud-slap would find its way to my face, just to make sure that the mud never gets in my eyes, and I can still go through my portion of this... well, I guess it's a comedy show, now, since the fighting part is completely unnecessary. Of course, it wasn't really all that funny of a comedy, just weird. About five, er, six? Seven? Absorbs later, I finally decide on something... I can't do anything here. No matter what I do, it doesn't seem to actually work on this guy. I decide to no longer make it entirely personal, and notice that some of my friends have finished fighting their minions, so, I shout out "Guys! I can't beat him on my own... um, mind helping me out?" that snivy was the first to join in on the fight, using vine whip almost as soon as I completed my absorb attack, and, even better, knocking away Martin's oran berry. This was our chance to finally end this, and obviously everyone was going to want in, now.