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Cool, does having high metabolism make you get drunk quicker or slower? :P
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It will make you get drunk quicker (and by quicker i mean really plastered) sadly though it will last not as long and i believe the hang over will be worse.

sources My metabolism is slow as shit and i need to take at least 6 or 7 guinesses before i get even a little buzz (my friends blame it on acocunt of me being scotch irish) while my wife whose metabolism is fast as all hell ( I swear everying goes into her and comes right out two minutes later) while i am onyl a little buzzed she is messing up her words and laughing uncontrolably