D: <( ? ! )
*tries to wake the passed out sam haley*
"Oh gods...I didn't get to tell him...his wife got run over earlier today, when she was out on her early morning squirrel chase... 
*stares down at fainted sam haley, before producing a pillow that had been hidden behind my back*
"I...just found a way to save me the trouble of having to tell the guy the hard news..."
@_@ <( . . . )