Uh. My dragon's favorite thing to do is sleep. I can handle crawling around and coming to rescue you when my dragon tries to eat you... Not to say that she will. But not saying she won't either. I could set up volley ball tournaments with the other goblin dragons and we could all go shopping. And then I could eat all the most magical dead goblins and then... then... then... RAWRRRR. I want one. How awesome would it be when you die if I come up behind the goblin swarm, engulfing the dead ones and gaining such a surge of power that I grow legs and become a giant bipedal goblin dragon that spits acid because I have heartburn from eating so many goblins at once. c'monnnnnnnn. *pleads*