[quote=Kitsune]
You may grow the trees, but you shall watch as I sand them down and make them into paper puppets!
[/quote]

You cannot stop the never expanding army of-
Wait, it takes a tree a few decades to get to a decent size...
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"And so the Irish Tree's Ambitions to conquer the world was put to an end by the power of sand belters and logic. What a fuckin' Claude."