Oh wow didn't see the edit until now. Very good assessment though. 
HellHound, after some revision on your sheet I'm guessing Dark would still accept you (maybe on probation) but as Kiddo said, as of now it just does not fit at all. If you care to and feel you can actually write up to standard (4 Detailed paragraphs min I think it was) I will help you through your CS if you like. And if we can manage to be on at the same time. Shoot me a PM if you want to.

Should we make an IRC for the times the guild is shitty?