After, and here let me get some things explained.

1. We made a bet to see who could get pregnant the fastest.

2. Today is the day before the dance so you might want to make up a girl or ask someone out or supervise or whatever.

3. She teleported after the kiss and reappeared at her house safely. 

4. I don't know how she did but she did. Here is the actual post again and what I think it means :[quote=WizardGirl]
I smile as i teleport away before it gets into you. I look around my house and down at my phone i see on my phone and smile before texting back 
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She is not immortal but she also did not gift you her immortality. Instead it is somewhere floating.

5. Good morning to you too.