Don't worry, Mina. It's not the size that counts... unless, course you're applying for the freakshow. In that case, I suppose extreme size variations can come in handy. 

[Center][I]That when you turn me on, you burn in bed
I'll plant a seed of violence into every little head
HAIL TO THE FREAKS!!! 
We got a freak show coming!
A game of chance is what your playin' 
When you play with me
Only hearin' what we're saying
When you turn on me, 
That's destiny[/I][/Center]