And so Arnack turned up axe in hand to blow Bawzel back to the hell he crawled from. (hehehe)

And so Mizat strangled the living daylights out of the bloody dwarf.

And so ends the tale of Arnack the dwarf, Proven of the Slayers, Bringer of Ale, Saviour of Damsels, Master of the great firey Phoenix Sir Birdsley the Eighth.
 ~ Excerpt from The Pad of Evilness.