[quote=MelonHead]
Can I know why you hate me? I'm noting all the reasons people hate me down for my scrap-book. It's fun.
[/quote]

Uh.

1) Sarcastic. 

2) Asshole from time to time.

3) Head that represents a relatively-disgusting type of fruit?

My default emotional state floats between apathetic and happy, so when I witness a Melonpost, I kind of just stare it for several seconds. 

I have this feeling people react the same way to my written junk.