[quote=Cordi]
Don't really know him. Kind of a bigot and considering I'm a little half n half he referred to my dad as "black devil magic." My full white siblings got money, cards, my brother got a Harley. I never even got a hello until I was 16 and graduating.

Anyway. My mom forced me to talk on the phone with him and he's convinced I'm only like, ten years old.

I keep correcting him and he's like "no, no I just got your picture here."

Think he's going to croak soon? Should I try to talk myself into his will?
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Yes... Know him and play pretend until he adds you to his will... Then you tell him you'll always fucking hate him and that he deserves hell right before he passes away. Then shit in his grave and take all the money xD