[quote=Dante the Shinigami]
I feel like every time Vesper calls him "Daddy", I'm going to have to say "Call me father"............................................. It will be intense.
[/quote]

Indeed...I feel like they'd end up spending hours debating which is better, 'daddy' or 'father'. Vesper uncharacteristically taking a deep drag from a lit cigar with a pissed off sort of expression, and Hawthorne uncharacteristically loosening his tie nervously...before they finally settle on 'papa'.

What will be even more intense/awkward/sad is the situation in which Vesper asks about why there isn't a 'mama'...ah...dat Hawthorne backstory.