Jacque:*muffled voice from behind my hand*
Shhh...shh...sleep little sea farer...sleep...*stroking Jacque's head*
Jacque:*rolls eyes and pries my hand off* Get the hell off me man! *shoves me away* Any who...the trick would be pulling it off before I drowned you. Well, that or filled you with enough water t'pop you like a balloon. I figure if I overwhelm you with water before you can combust it all, I can pour it in either a liquid or steam form into one of your openings and just expand it until something ruptures.
Jacque...you're going to some very dark places right now....should I be worried?
Jacque: Oh piss off with that shit, we both know this is YOU in the end.
...Touché...