Though LeeRoy's ship was hot on his mind the entire time he was forgetting one crucial detail, a detail that was incredibly important. What hit his ship? The voidman tried to speak over the shouting and ranting, LeeRoy was currently inconsoleable, until the sound of metal creaking touched his ears. LeeRoy went silent, as did the voidman. Again, the sound was certainly there. Was his ship making noises? Was his ship going to explode? That would be a nightmare. Then he'd be forced to walk through the damned desert. 

Let me explain why LeeRoy's incredibly opposed to the desert. 

It's useless. 

The desert serves one purpose, to provide certain minerals at certain times in the year, to certain parts of the world, when a certain trade wind blows over. Otherwise, ninety-nine percent of the time, it's a literal death trap. Anything that is in the desert is totally worthless, no matter what 'gems' or 'resources' they find out there. It's not worth it, you are GOING to die, that's just how deserts work. They don't have food, water, and they're incredibly hot. Some contest that cacti and desert animals could be used to make a proper life out in the desert. Those people are dumb. LeeRoy fucking hates the desert.

But then the creaking noise a third and final time, and then his ship was sent flying. Not taking off, more like it was thrown. By something. "What." That wasn't a question, it was simply a statement of the word. 

'What?' That was actually a question, the Voidman doesn't know what to expect. 

"Was- Was that my ship? Why did my ship get sent flying?" He spoke aloud as he watched his ship do several flips before landing rightside up in the sand, sinking in once again. LeeRoy wandered over to the hole that had formed where his ship was and looked inside. There was a man. A man who should have been dead, but was not. And not only should he not be alive, he just threw LeeRoy's ship. "What." It wasn't just any man, no, this man was clad from head to heel in armor. Big obtrusively bright armor, like something ripped out of a cheesy RPG. And more importantly he was god damned huge! Why was this guy so big!? He's like nine or ten feet tall! What is wrong with this universe. "What!?"