[quote=Beatrix]
Don't forget the penis festival.
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Let me tell you about the dick-vacuum Japan invented. It's an artificial vagina with the suction of a vacuum that spins at amazing speed on the inside. Oh, you can use it as a regular vacuum, as well, because why not? And there's also the occulus rift game you can fuck because again [i]why not?[/i]