[quote=CreedTheChimera]
Rasmodiah sighs. "After you hear it the millionth time, it's not as funny..." He jumps on your shoulder and enters your head. It all gets hazy after that, but you find yourself in the main guild room sitting in a chair, me sitting beside you, now awake. "...Rasmodiah finished with you..." I hold up the glass jar containing him. You feel a good bit stronger, but it's nothing like the mother-load I got from it. "You can now do with him as you wish now..." I hand him to you.
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Me: Guess I'll let Madison have him...
*My mind*
Vanitas: NO! Crush him! Better yet, let ME do it! 
*I drop the jar as Vanitas tries to take control of my body* Ngh!