Maria looked at the bump on Len's head before answering Solan. "Yes Len, you're going to die. I doubt you'll even make it through the night with such a terrible wound. You should see it, I bet the only reason you aren't bleeding is because all the blood has already left your body and you just didn't notice." Her voice practically dripped sarcasm. "Go wash it off with water and a clean towel." She pushed him off her lap to go do as she said. 

"She's cute too, I say let's have her." 

Makarov looked over his shoulder questioningly. "Cute in what way, cute in her appearance or her behavior?"

Maria shrugged, lifting her cup which had been freshly filled by another guild member that ran the bar. "I don't know. You decide."

Makarov laughed and nodded. "If you have Maria's approval then you have mine as well! Welcome to the guild. It's not often we see Valkyrie here. I mean, specifically we never do. What made you come out so far from your home my dear?"