I first prepare a seal of conjuring on the ground, then I sacrifice a chicken and a young virgin covered in noodles. When the demon known as Malumar is summoned, I tell him to use his dark powers to put the video up, and voila, video!

Hahaha no. Here:

(youtube] [/youtube)

In the url of a video, there is a part that has a "v=", followed by random letters and stuff. Only copy and paste what comes after the "v=" thing, and put that in the middle of those two youtube thingies. Also, replace parentheses with brackets.