[quote=Sherlock Holmes]
Well, I suppose I could forego dental as long as there is an ample amount of paid vacation available. Ancillary benefits could also be an incentive, depending on what they are. I want a company car and comped parking, too.
[/quote]

How about a spear and the ability to kill whoever the fuck you want without question or restriction (as long as they are not in our team) instead of the car?