"Oh calm down, you great big goof." Bob smiles, as he casually finishes his drink, and then causes it to disappear with one hand. This man was most interesting indeed, a vampire in his coffee lounge. Sometimes, the Random Portal that brought people here did a good job. Although he was getting sick of the thing's recent obsession with Japanese schoolgirls. Several of them had attempted to remake the menu, and clean the place. For pete's sake, he was known as a God, and yet even he could not stand up against the horrifying horde of fangirls. "You should watch what you drink, and use your brain more often. You have it for a reason."