This entire thread has me in fits of laughter. Bravo, all.

In response to the OP: send it anyway, 'it's the thought that counts', so to speak. Maybe it's just 'cause I'm young and comparatively inexperienced, particularly considering you and Jero have been going out 5ever iirc, but in my relationships I've always found those kind of little pleasant surprises to be sweet/cute/thoughtful/Icantthinkoftherightfuckingword as well as sexy.