OKAY MISTER, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT ETTIQUETTE.

I DIDNOT SAY HOW MUCH THE SLAP HURT YOUR CHARACTER, I GAVE YOU THAT LIBERTY.

Give Sam the liberty to be a SNEAKY BASTARD. Cause it's likely the horse would find it odd Sam just FLIPPED ONTO HIS FUCKING BACK.

Again, classic case of UNDERESTIMATING THE DAMNED BARD.