alright. in all seriousness, I understand that. 

Lots of tough men sing flowers out of the ground and dance around in purple blouses doing toe touches and curtsying. 

I actually like the character very much. He's colorful and imaginative and it takes a spectacularly creative mind to come up with such a cool character. But he still sings flowers out of the ground and wears a leotard. In case you ever wondered how I think of Sam in my brain, he's wearing spandex. :) Even in his civilian clothes. Still spandex.

Edit: And his shoes have tassels. 

But I wasn't kidding. Anyone can come up with a guy with a sword and shield or a dragon or a band of orcs. It takes someone with true imagination to be able to develop a character with more than raw power or magical prowess. The power he has is more creative than anything I've come up with for this RP. Not the idea of the power, but the implementation of it is what really hooked me about Sam. 

But... Tassels and spandex. :)