[quote=MissCapnCrunch]
I dare say I want to come around and just have my character pledge to never let your character talk about John's LUSCIOUS BUNS again.
[/quote]

Now now, Kaden never actually mentioned John's... erm.... (luscious?) buns...
And besides, who's to say Kaden's ass isn't equally fine? He goes for hikes in the woods on the regular, he be [i]tight[/i]. And he can turn into animals, bitch has [i]haunches[/i] fo' dayz...

[i]What the f*ck has this turned into?[/i]

Now, let's agree to never speak of this moment again.