[quote=InspectorGadget]
If you want, slap Oscar again. Rupert will be happy to donkey... er... horse kick you in the chest and eat your face. Why does everyone want to defend this damn orc? I'm playing 20,001 orcs and I don't even like them. They're foul, grotesque and don't even bathe regularlyish. Melon. If I was you, I'd be offended that some wimpy bard and a half man are trying to save your character.oh wait. Get hurt or hurt oscar. If it's the latter, he's half drunk off a liquor so powerful most men won't dare take a sip. He's taken two mouthfuls of it. If he gets cut once by a blade right now, he's likely to bleed out in minutes his blood is so thin. He'll have a bump there tomorrow, though. :) Will that make you feel better?
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I'm personally not in the slightest bit worried, my character will probably be looking onto the spectacle with something of intense amusement.