[quote=Beatrix]
Actually, it's not.
[/quote]

Not meant as a serious statement. The point was that it's unbelievable and infuriating to the point that it [i]should[/i] be an Onion news article, not an actual and real event.

[quote=Larfleeze]
I am ashamed by how long this took me to get this joke...
[/quote]

Charlie Chaplin. Obvious.