Major in History then minor in English.... Preferably ancient history... do it and then fuck up our past by saying in books that it was discovered that in our history we were the aliens and we had a massive bad-ass war against the predators of this planet and we used atomic bombs since 500BC but somehow lost that technology... also say that in Egypt it wasn't the Jews who were the slaves making the pyramids but instead the Egyptians and that all the Norse gods were legit as shit. Sell the books to all schools nation wide as the utmost legit history books EVER used in our schooling system.