[quote=Wayne]
Shall I get my strip club collection of smilies out again?
[/quote]

Your shenanigans are rather preposterous. Now get in the Pit of Broken Dreams™ and stay in there until you develop some common sense or the Grue eats you. Quite frankly I think the latter will happen before the former.

Sincerely, 
Esper of Spamelot