Vyecheslav Piotr Zolnerowich-Wahlstein.

The only reason I decided to make him Russian. >:3 I guess you all have to type it just once and then you can type Peter Zolner.

>_>

IMDb says this is Helen Mirren's birth name: Ilyena Lydia Vasilievna Mironoff. Though Wikipedia says: Helen Lydia Mironoff.

I realize the latter is probably the actual one, but I'd like to think it's the former. Lololol.