Stuck at the front gates of the castle, Nathan face palmed "okay, while I admit it's pretty impressive that you can that I'm not part of the nobility just by looking at me, it doesn't change the fact that I'm under orders"

"I sincerely doubt that" the guard sneered

"It's true! My commanding officer was invited by the king. As her second in command, I came along as her 'plus 1'"

"'Plus 1'?" the guard raised an eyebrow

"Yeah" Nathan confirmed "like when you get an invitation to a party and the invite says you can bring a friend, date, or an escort; a plus 1"

"Whatever! I don't care about you or your 'plus 1'! Neither you or your whore of a commanding officer are getting in!"

"Actually, I'm pretty sure she's not a prostitute. Mind you I haven't asked her and this is really all based on her personality, but I'm pretty sure she's still a virgin. And while I don't know a lot about prostitution, I'm relatively sure you can't be a virgin prostitute" Nathan corrected. "Also I imagine it would be hard to be an officer and a prostitute at the same time. Unless there was sort of military run system" he mused

"What?" The guard was taken aback by Nathan's bizarre response