I is of announcing opening of grand new venture. State Security will bring you of great peace and comfort to nation.

Traitors, Instigators and Unionists be warned! If you are not of ceasing and desisting glorious State Sec will be ceasing and desisting your life.

If you is of knowings any Traitors, Instigators and Unionists please be of contacting us at once, great reward will for friends of State Sec.

This message brought to you by Great Leader TheyMostlyComeAtNight, Head of State Sec.